Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT find myself singing an inappropriate song to Eli as I was changing his diaper the other day. If I had been singing a song to him...it would NOT have been a modified version of Play That Funky Music White Boy! It did NOT go a little like this:

*Change that funky diaper white boy*

*Change that funky diaper right*

*Change that funky diaper white boy*

*Lay down your booty and change that funky diaper till you die*

While I was NOT singing that song to Eli, I was NOT reminded of the Friends episode where Ross sings Baby Got Back to Emma! I then did NOT start singing that inappropriate song {only in my head though} either!

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Eli has NOT totally been living up to his nickname of Hoover lately! He has NOT been constantly eating every single speck and spot that he can find on the floor. He is also NOT completely tearing up my floors by pulling up the polyurethane coating and then proceeding to put it in his mouth like it is a yummy treat! I am NOT concerned that their may be more floor in his stomach than actual food sometimes!

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We did NOT take our first trip to the beach after church yesterday! I did NOT have to go with all three boys by myself {well Mandy helped a TON} because Jason ended up working all weekend! We did NOT have a blast anyway! While we were NOT at the beach:

Eli did NOT eat a ton of sand!

And I {technically it was Grant who did the flashing, because he was the one pulling down my bathing suit top!} did NOT flash a few unsuspecting people {including Tracy and Mandy}!!

I did NOT go to bed last night thinking that I wasn't sunburned very badly, only to wake up the morning with major lobster legs! I did NOT neglect to put suntan lotion on my legs while we were at the beach. That would be silly, because legs get sunburned too!

Photostory Friday: Cookies for My Cookie Jar!

I decided that I needed to bake some chocolate chip cookies to add to my SUPER cute cookie jar that I made for Heidi's Monthly Craft Challenge. After two different stops at the store last night, I had everything I needed to make a massive amount {a double batch....one for the cookie jar and one for my friend Karen*} of SUPER yummy cookies! The baking started at 9:00 pm and ended a little before midnight! There is nothing better than late night cookie baking!

I think my new cookie jar looks even better now that it is full of SUPER yummy chocolate chip cookies! What do you think?

* Please remember my friend Karen and her family in your prayers today. She found out yesterday that she had a miscarriage {her second 2nd trimester loss in less than a year}. Just remember her family and pray that they lean on God during this extremely difficult time!

Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Mongrammed Flower Pots

Monogrammed Flower Pots

I made a stencil by printing out the "W" on paper. Then I placed it under some contact paper and cut out my stencil with a craft knife. I {with Jason's help...definitely need more than two hands for this step} carefully placed the contact paper stencil onto the pot. I used a craft pen made specifically for writing on terra cotta to fill in the stencil. I peeled off the stencil and cleaned up a few edges that were rough. I think they turned out really cute...now I just have to remember to water the plants so they don't die!

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