Monday, June 15, 2009

Not Me! Monday



Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT find myself singing an inappropriate song to Eli as I was changing his diaper the other day. If I had been singing a song to him...it would NOT have been a modified version of Play That Funky Music White Boy! It did NOT go a little like this:

*Change that funky diaper white boy*
*Change that funky diaper right*
*Change that funky diaper white boy*
*Lay down your booty and change that funky diaper till you die*



While I was NOT singing that song to Eli, I was NOT reminded of the Friends episode where Ross sings Baby Got Back to Emma! I then did NOT start singing that inappropriate song {only in my head though} either!

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Eli has NOT totally been living up to his nickname of Hoover lately! He has NOT been constantly eating every single speck and spot that he can find on the floor. He is also NOT completely tearing up my floors by pulling up the polyurethane coating and then proceeding to put it in his mouth like it is a yummy treat! I am NOT concerned that their may be more floor in his stomach than actual food sometimes!

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We did NOT take our first trip to the beach after church yesterday! I did NOT have to go with all three boys by myself {well Mandy helped a TON} because Jason ended up working all weekend! We did NOT have a blast anyway! While we were NOT at the beach:

Eli did NOT eat a ton of sand!

And I {technically it was Grant who did the flashing, because he was the one pulling down my bathing suit top!} did NOT flash a few unsuspecting people {including Tracy and Mandy}!!


I did NOT go to bed last night thinking that I wasn't sunburned very badly, only to wake up the morning with major lobster legs! I did NOT neglect to put suntan lotion on my legs while we were at the beach. That would be silly, because legs get sunburned too!

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19 comments:

Morgnmc said...

Sounds like you guys had a blast at the beach! Oh, and I LOVE the songs...too funny!

{Kimber} said...

those shirts they have on are soooo cute--details please :)
I am DYING to go the the beach...July...if I can hold out til then!

Foursons said...

I did not sing the diaper changing song to myself in my head as I was reading your post. And I did not immediately think of the Friend's episode as soon as your post started and then smile because you then mentioned it.

Carrie said...

That is too funny about the singing {well, and the flashing, YIKES! ha ha!} I love Friends, that was the only show I had to watch before kids! and after, if I was lucky :)

Love the picture of the boys in thier shirts, how cute! Wish we lived close to the beach to go for a day! I got terrible sunburn on my legs in Hawaii..not because I was a ghost and forgot how quickly white can burn! LOL! Hope you aren't too sore today!

Jennifer W. said...

Which beach did y'all go to? I'm glad y'all had fun-even if you got more exposure than you meant too!! LOL! The girls are BEGGING to go to the beach, but Paul got put on 7-12s this past week, til sometime in July, so I don't know when we'll be able to. :( I love the boy's shirts! Those are great!! And we sing alternate lyric songs all the time too-it's silly and fun.
Jen

Charity said...

My legs always burn too! All of my kids toys are in totes, with pictures on the outside for what goes in which tote. They are only allowed to have 1-2 totes out at a time, and they HAVE to put up the totes before they can go do ANYTHING else. So their room always stays clean. Thankfully, this is really working for us. It used to take them hours to clean their room... it was horrible.

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

I love the picture of the kids at the beach!
Great diapering song-that's too funny!
Happy Monday!

Alicia said...

When you started your post about the song I did not immediately think of Ross singing Baby Got Back! Too funny! Glad you had a great time at the beach! Have a great week!

{Kimber} said...

I ordered me a strap off etsy too! {Mine too forever as well}
Please let me hear your suggestions--nothing is "fitting" just yet!

Following Him said...

Your boys are so precious!! Found you through MckMama :) I too get extremely sunburnt each summer. I have to actually burn to tan :)
Have a great week!
~Elyse

Auntie Carrie said...

I am NOT going to have those songs stuck in my head all day!

Five Moms & A Blog said...

Hey, I've got my map all done... and I'm hopping in the car now! Be ready for me! (I wish!)

{{ding dong}}

"It's me! ERICA!!!"

=0)

Tracy said...

We had a great time at the beach. And my legs are fried too! OUCH!!!

Alicia said...

LOL..love those songs..hahaha!

And I love those custom shirts!! So cute!

Heidi @ Blue Eyed Blessings said...

Oh, I'm loving the nickname for Eli!

You go, girl, with the singing! You have to be a little entertained staying home all day, right?

Hope you're having a great start to your week!

He And Me + 3 said...

Those shirts are just too cute and so are your boys.
Sorry about the sunburn. Hope it turns to a tan soon.

Sneaky Momma said...

I do so love a NMM with pics! I love how you managed to capture all three boys in one photo. Too cute!
Love your song! :)

Theresa said...

Ahhh... living close enough to the beach to go after Church:-) I would NOT love that! Cute shirts on cute kids!

Emily said...

Yee-ouch! I forgot about my legs at the beach too...no fun. Hoover...that is an absolutely hilarious nickname. I love love love the boys shirts and am always singing inappropriate songs!

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